Gee, Dan, you could have just told me that you didn’t like my baked beans instead of taking a shit in them!
Believe it or not, somebody somewhere back in time thought this would make a great postcard. Even more unbelievable is that there are plenty more where this came from. If only to prove that not everything from the past was better than it is now, please go visit Bad Postcards, a great blog hosted on Tumblr.