A toy that makes noise? Always annoying.

A toy that make noise like a freakin’ accordion? Annoying with the power of a thousand burning suns because you know full well little Tucker won’t spend more than two minutes trying to actually learn a song and will just make it wail like pack of screaming, constipated banshees for hour after godforsaken hour.

This is the type of present you give to kids who’s parents you detest. Well, unless their name is Yankovic.