The Meter-Miser

Frigidaire - published in December 1937

Frigidaire – published in December 1937
Scan credit: Paul Malon on Flickr (R.I.P.)

I’ve heard of the Snow Miser and the Heat Miser but never the Meter Miser. I guess I missed that one. I suppose the Meter Miser would turn off the electricity on Christmas Eve so Santa couldn’t see everybody’s lights and know where to deliver presents. This must have been called Rudolph’s Least Favorite Christmas as the solution was to get his nose to glow at 5,000 watts by shoving a Tesla Powerwall connection up his butt.

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